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Writer's Block: A literary masterpiece - Not a rock, I'm just Ruth
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Writer's Block: A literary masterpiece
Which books will you certainly read to your children, nieces, nephews or godchildren?

Oh, indeed I will read and read
First on the list, well, it's no use
No matter how you ban him I will read Dr. Seuss!
"Green eggs and ham" even tho' many disapprove
Saying it has homoerotic overtones - Oh, really? I will next move
And read "The Cat In the Hat"
Home Invasion! The critics say
Bah! say I and tho' many say Nay
I will read my grandchild the tale of the Lorax
Tree-hugger propaganda guarenteed to vex
Yertle the Turtle with lessons to teach
And yes, I will certainly read them about a Sneetch
With its flaming liberal views about bellies and stars
And who should be having one upon thars!

The Forgotten Beasts of Eld I will read as well
And McKinley's Beauty - who is no Disney's Belle!
Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn will be there for the boys
And if they are willing to listen and sit
like Marirose I will read to them The Hobbit!

Oh, let the critics with horror whine and moan
I will read them banned books in my home!


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okaasan59 From: okaasan59 Date: August 20th, 2011 11:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
That's wonderful! ^__^
lil_1337 From: lil_1337 Date: August 21st, 2011 12:41 am (UTC) (Link)
*applauds* That is awesome!
prelude_in_d From: prelude_in_d Date: August 21st, 2011 02:11 am (UTC) (Link)
I don't watch Fox! *pouts* I only watched the local news on the Fox affiliate in college because they gave the weather and traffic for Westchester county and not just NYC.
sel_barton From: sel_barton Date: August 21st, 2011 02:34 am (UTC) (Link)
I always loved Dr Seuss. In fact, I had a couple of the books that I think I read multiple times a day. I learned to read at 2 using them. Wonderful things.

windsorblue From: windsorblue Date: August 21st, 2011 07:08 am (UTC) (Link)
Well done!
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