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aka_anonymous 's drabble - Not a rock, I'm just Ruth
All Me, no apologies
aka_anonymous 's drabble
Not my usual comedy routines. . .
Title: Aloo Gobi
Author: Ruth
Pairings: 3, 4, 5 combinations thereof
Rating: PG-13 (subject matter)
Warnings/Kinks: bodily emissions
Summary: There’s pillow talk and then there’s this. . .
Word Count: 168

“That was incredible,” said Wufei.

“I never experienced anything like that,” Quatre shook his head. “Never.”

“All right, so I farted!” Trowa sulked. “It happens.”

The three men were lounging together in the king sized bed.

“Fart?” Wufei rolled over on one elbow. “That was an atomic explosion. I fully expected to see a mushroom cloud!”

“You weren’t the one behind him.” Quatre retorted.

“Oh, shut up!” Trowa sat up. “It was your fault for wanting to try that new India restaurant.”

“I had Tandoori Chicken,” Quatre sat up. “Wufei had Lamb Vindaloo. You’re the one who had Allo Gobi.”

“It’s vegetarian.”

“It’s cauliflower.”

“The cauliflower,” intoned Wufei, “also known as Brassica oleracea is a member of the cabbage family noted for its ability to produce methane within the large intestine. Excess methane can be spontaneously released . . .”

Trowa hit him with a pillow. Wufei retaliated. The activity started even more spontaneous methane release. Quatre shouted, wallowed and scrambled out of the bed laughing to get the window open.


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ginalin From: ginalin Date: May 1st, 2005 02:12 am (UTC) (Link)
*backs slowly away from Trowa*

Oh, man, that was priceless! *wipes eyes*
okaasan59 From: okaasan59 Date: May 1st, 2005 02:25 am (UTC) (Link)
I love a good fart story! ^___^
darthanne From: darthanne Date: May 1st, 2005 04:18 am (UTC) (Link)

Oh poor Trowa. Timing is everything, hmm?

Loved it.
aka_anonymous From: aka_anonymous Date: May 1st, 2005 04:44 am (UTC) (Link)
That....wasn't exactly what I had in mind, but...OMG, I laughed so hard!

*Hugs* Thank you, Ruth!
just_ruth From: just_ruth Date: May 1st, 2005 08:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
Glad you enjoyed this one, but I'll try again to get what you wanted.
misanagi From: misanagi Date: May 1st, 2005 08:22 am (UTC) (Link)

Poor Trowa. *stays away from him*
alleyprowler From: alleyprowler Date: May 1st, 2005 04:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
My inner twelve year old is giggling insanely =)
just_ruth From: just_ruth Date: May 1st, 2005 08:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
My outer sixteen year old was laughing as she read it over my shoulder. Glad you liked
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